It's official

I'm losing it. I just sent out a company-wide bonehead email, leaving out a tiny "not" from a phrase that was supposed to describe what "does not" apply to attire for a certain fun event scheduled for Friday. So I've just told all our employees that Friday attire does include coconut bras and Speedos.

And now I just spilled my breakfast all over the floor.

Yesterday I had this brilliant team building idea and told some other co-workers that we needed to go see Pirates together and then go to Trader Vic's and drink rum. A positive reaction all around, of course. We even founded an acronym for our business woman's professional development organzation. Defining Excellence in Professional Pursuits (DEPP). Nice and vague and open to all sorts of interpretations, just like any good professional networking group.

I excpect that there's a Top Sekrit HR Commission somewhere waiting to haul me off for PC re-programming for encouraging drinking and boy crushing. Especially since I called myself a spaz in another company-wide email a couple days ago. Someone jokingly threatened to send me to five more HR classes for that infraction. I told him that I originally wrote "retarded" in the email, so now he's sending me to ten classes.

hey, what a deal!

I just spent $260 fixing the kitchen drain. No, I don't mind at all that I could have bought a plane ticket to Vegas for that! And I'm certainly not fussed in the least that I haven't had a vacation for 8 months because, baby, I can wash dishes now! Who needs Bellagio when you can have CHORES??

*headdesk*

We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Belief-O-Matic Quiz

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Reform Judaism (92%)
3. Liberal Quakers (91%)
4. Orthodox Quaker (85%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (80%)
6. Orthodox Judaism (71%)
7. Islam (66%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (66%)
9. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (62%)
10. Sikhism (59%)
11. Seventh Day Adventist (57%)
12. New Age (53%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (52%)
14. Eastern Orthodox (52%)
15. Roman Catholic (52%)
16. Neo-Pagan (51%)
17. Secular Humanism (50%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (45%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (44%)
20. Jehovah's Witness (43%)
21. Jainism (42%)
22. New Thought (42%)
23. Taoism (39%)
24. Hinduism (36%)
25. Scientology (35%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
27. Nontheist (29%)

http://beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html

I always figured that if I hadn't been a Lutheran, I'd make a good Reform Jew. *G*

Right

Enough kvetching. The Flamingo just sent me an email for $69/night.

Is it an illness to love Vegas this much? I could save my money and go someplace impressive with culture and history.

But life is hard, daddy. I want some FLASH, some FOOD, and some SHOPPING!

And a short plane trip!

Not to mention that I can't actually afford a longer plane trip.