These new faux news update spams have become a daily source of entertainment, especially as I sift through 300+ spams in my work filter to make sure something important hasn't been trapped there.
These in particular cracked me up:
msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton Infested With Cockroaches
msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Bulimia Not The Same As Being A Greedy
Bastard, Say Doctors
msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Nature Did Not Connect the Funny Bone to the
Satire Bone
msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: Study reveals bass players 'every bit as dull
as golfers'
And my favorite:
msnbc.com - BREAKING NEWS: The Founding Fathers Fought for My Right to
be a Stupid Jerk
Crimes Against Food That Some People Really Eat
5 hours ago
2 comments:
heeheehee...
Actually, wasn't Paris Hilton really infested with cockroaches? I thought I saw that on TMZ.
She's infested with something, but we'd rather not go there.
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