apparently I'm bionic, too

I smell something weird today, but I don't know what it is. I can't even describe what it smells like. It's just...different. I thought it might be my sweater, so I had to smell the collar while sitting here at my desk, which only resulted in getting lipstick on my sweater. Hello, I'm a moron.

Perhaps this has something to do with being dragged underwater by the ankle. Some residual olfactory pseudo-trauma?

In other news, I have decided that I don't feel like working anymore this afternoon. C'est vrai. Believe it or not, I am experiencing a profound lack of motivation at 2:30 in the afternoon. Shocking, I know. This never happens.

Yep....