Tag, you're it
To which I cleverly responded:
Hee!!
Her:
The hockey season is over, what's a guy to do...
Me:
There's always tennis!
Her:
Or, should the weather be fine, a swim?
Me:
Ah yes, swimming! But don't forget to bring a change of clothes for when it's time to get back to business.
I want extra credit for refraining from sending buff Daniel in the ocean while you're at work.
Her:
Yes, tho' (there's a rumour going around that) it's almost summer, so no one will mind if you want to undo a couple of buttons and let your hair down. ;-)
Me:
Well heck, if it's summer, that means it's time for frolicking in the great outdoors!
Her:
...and soaking up some rays...
Me:
Go for a spin with the top down!
Her:
Enjoy an evening out with a friend.
There are, obviously, many fabulous pics of Gerry out there but this one made me laugh. Plus, this means Gerry is taller than me, so I'm happy. ;-)
Me:
And since we're among friends, you can just kick back and relax.
Her:
...and let it all hang out...
(LOL, I'm so sorry, but I couldn't resist!)
Me:
But be careful! Idleness can lead to a life of crime!
Her:
So consider the consequences of your actions. Behave accordingly--and look damn fine doing it.
Me:
Because even in the midst of peril, it's important to accessorize.
Her:
But, remember, when working with accessories one should rigorously apply a liberal dose of caution and good taste. As Coco Chanel famously said, "A woman should always take one item off before leaving the house"--an adage that is doubly true for men.
L!O!L!
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