I can't take it anymore!!!
We were very excited to leave the house today. Have been trapped in house since Tuesday.
Until we discovered that my car can't actually drive through unplowed, slightly melting snow. A monster truck is pretty much the only thing that can drive through our neighborhood right now. Or perhaps a tank.
We had enough momentum to scrape through it down the hill and made to the grocery store. When we came out of the grocery it was raining! Hurrah! The world rejoiced! The snow will melt for real!
And then we went up the little tiny hill toward my house. At the top of the little tiny hill, the rain turned to snow.
And it's been snowing very large wet lakes for the past two hours now.
It was supposed to be 40 degrees today.
Mind is gone. Will never return. Will be trapped forever. Weather people lied. Cannot believe that cities are still refusing to plow residential streets. Would very much like cities to have stoopid pants sued off of them when an ambulance or police car can't get to where they are needed.
Am hoping that stoopid pants city officials have also been beaten with fugly sticks. It is only right for stoopid pantses to be fugly.
Purchased taco fixings and donuts at grocery store. Figured that was all we could carry. Am watching Highlander marathon on SciFi while eating donuts and potato chips.
Will no doubt turn into female version of Comic Book Guy by end of day.
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You do know that they're forecasting eternal winter for Seattle, right?
Some sort of weather vortex has fixated on your region of planet Earth, and scientists are baffled as to how to dislodge it. The news said that if winter continues more than thirteen months, you'll all have to be relocated to Havana.
And yes, I'm spouting random crazy talk again. I figure it's the best way to communicate with somebody who's slowly losing their mind to stir-craziness.
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